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Monokultur » Er de talebaner?


Er de talebaner?

Diverse — Drokles on November 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm

You may be a Taliban if …

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

2 Kommentarer »

  1. Her følger lidt flere spørgsmål til om man sympatiserer med Taliban!!

    Du ikke har gardiner hjemme, men din kamel har.

    Du ikke må dyrke sex med din første kone før hun er fyldt 13.

    Du har mindst fire brødre der hedder Muhammed.

    Du tror, at det at masturbere er ondt, men at banke din kone er helt i orden.

    Din mor bliver lykkelig, hvis du sprænger dig selv i luften i en million stykker.

    Du vil dræbe enhver der siger du ikke er fredeligt indstillet.

    Du bruger eyeliner, men, i hvertfald en gang er du anklaget for at have myrdet, din hustru, søster eller datter fordi de netop brugte makeup.

    Du kan ikke komme i tanker om nogen som du ikke har erklæret hellig krig imod.

    Du betragter TV og video spil som farlige , men rutinemæssigt har du eksplosiver i dit undertøj.

    Du mener soldater fra USA, NATO er uciviliserede fordi de forkaster Koranen , men du har ingen problem med at smide syre i din hustrus ansigt, hvis hun kræver skilsmisse.

    Du aldrig har benyttet talemåden “Jeg elsker hvad du har gjort med denne hule.”

    Dit højeste ønske i livet er, at dø.

    Comment by Jørgen Olsen — November 24, 2009 @ 11:48 am
  2. Altså - De staves med stort D, hvis det skal være høflig tiltale. Men det skal det måske heller ikke ?

    - - -

    Comment by Morten - - - — November 25, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

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