Lidt klimavanvid

Diverse — Drokles on April 24, 2013 at 6:51 pm

Udtrykket “Mann made global Warming” dækker over klima-’forskeren’ Michael Mann’s berømte svindelværk fra 1999/2001 da han præsenterede en godtroende verden for sin ishockeystavsgraf. Grafen fik sit navn efter sin form og forestillede FN’s klimapanels ønsketænkning, nemlig et “incontrovertible” bevis på at mennesket med sin driftighed, velstand og fordobling af levealderen var skyld i en kedelig udvikling med bedre somre. Ishockeystavsgrafen fulgte nemlig de seneste 1.000 års globale temperaturudvikling som havde ligget stabilt og svalt indtil den industrielle revolution tager fart med sin syndige udledning plantefoder. Væk var højmiddelalderens varmeperiode og den lille Istid.

Her, hvor ti-øren falder for flere store medier ude i den store verden ved synet af de uomstridelige beviser på den manglende opvarmning og at det også bliver tydeligere for flere og flere at det er fordrukkent sludder, som vi har kastet mia. og atter mia. i grams efter samtidig med at vi har holdt den økonomiske udvikling tilbage (husk lige på det næste gang det offentlige ikke kan honorere behandlingsgaranti), skruer Mann blot op for retorikken og ned for lyset. Han mener at have fundet menneskets aftryk på klimaet i Kina

“The study is important because it formalizes what many scientists have been sensing as a gut instinct: that the increase in extreme heat that we’ve witnessed in recent decades, and especially in recent years, really cannot be dismissed as the vagaries of weather,” said Pennsylvania State University climate scientist Michael Mann.

FN’s klimapanel’s videnskab bygger på en sans for maveinstinkter! Det er den slags maveinstinkter, som gør menneskets eksistens til en forbrydelse mod naturen så selvsamme Michael Mann har skrevet en bog om hvorledes man holder sig en CO2 nautral bebber, The Zero Footprint Baby. En bog som “covers every issue new parents face, including pregnancy (what kind of birth has the lowest impact?); what to feed your baby (breastfeed, formula, or both?); childcare (who should take care of the baby, and how?); and of course, diapering“. Og fanatikerne er naturligvis vilde med den

“We place our first carbon footprints on the earth before we can even walk. This brilliant book shows how we can help create a habitable planet for our children to set foot on.”—Ed Begley, Jr.

“The Zero Footprint Baby is a fantastic resource for parents who want to raise a healthy, happy family while keeping our planet healthy and happy too. Keya is a wonderful example of a dedicated momma doing the best for her children—while helping other parents makes educated decisions about doing what’s best for their children too! Wonderful book!”—Pat Shelly, RN, MA, IBCLC, Founder and Director of the Breastfeeding Center for Greater Washington

”If you are parent, or an expectant one, and care about the world we leave our children, then read this book. It will change the way you view your role as both a parent and a citizen of planet Earth.”—Michael E. Mann, Distinguished Professor, Penn State University and author of The Hockey Stick and the Climate Wars

“Kids born today will grow up amidst an accelerating warming of our earth. So it makes sense that their parents, intent on showing them many forms of their love, will make a serious effort to slow that warming down!”—Bill McKibben, 350.org

Men en abort er dog det bedste for miljøet - og så lidt eutanasi til at rydde på plejehjemmene og vi er kørende. I Guardian kan man læse om miljøbevægelsens bevæggrunde i bevægelse:

“”Blood and sperm. The perfect mix,” says a tattooed hippy, as he licks both off his hands, having just had sex with a woman in front of a small audience in a Berlin basement. “Life-giving fluids we are all so afraid of. We’re so afraid of ourselves! It’s all organic.” It’s not everyone’s idea of popular entertainment, but this scene can be experienced at a safe distance in a new documentary, F*ck for Forest, detailing the activities of the group of the same name (without the asterisk). They enjoy confronting society with sex, nudity and bodily fluids, but what Fuck for Forest (FFF) really want to do is save the world. So this isn’t just pervy performance art; it’s also fundraising.

F*ck for Forest
Production year: 2012
Country: Germany
Cert (UK): 18
Runtime: 86 mins
Directors: Michal Marczak
More on this film

Few people would imagine any overlap exists between pornography and environmentalism, but FFF smash the two concepts together right there in their brutally blunt name. It’s a concise signifier of what they do and how little they care about what you think of it. The live displays are a sideline; funds are primarily raised via their website, which has images and videos of its core staff members and whatever volunteers they pick up on the street in myriad sexual permutations, from naked people up trees to chaotic orgies. Subscribers pay about £10 a month, and the proceeds go towards rainforest conservation projects in South America.”

Det er måske problemet med klimabevægelsen - hvem ville dog gide se på det ovenfor beskrevne menageri i en kælder i selskab med økoflippere?  Ikke jeg da, der lever i en tid med internet, hvor jeg selv kan downloade al den porno mit hjerte kan begære i mine egne trygge og komfortable omgivelser der giver mig fred til et ryk i aben when I’m damn good and ready! Og så er der heller ingen surmulen skulle jeg glemme at hykle et “for-regnskoven”-støn i finalen.

Forleden henviste jeg til et par artikler, der viste at klimahysteriet udsprang fra og dyrkedes i hvide privilegerede kredse. quelle surprise. I en artikel fra Guardian udtrykkes den egentlige frygt for den globale opvarmnings konsekvenser da også, nemlig at spilde caffe latte ned i iBook’en

The shifting of the jet stream over Europe caused by global warming will lead to clear-air turbulence

Flights have become bumpier in the past 44 years, and are set to get worse as climate change affects the jet stream, a study has shown. Photograph: Pictorial Parade/Getty Images

Climate change will lead to bumpier flights caused by increased mid-air turbulence, according to an analysis by scientists of the impact of global warming on weather systems over the next four decades.

The increasing air turbulence results from the impact of climate change on the jet streams, the fast, mile-wide winds that whistle round the planet at the same altitude as airliners. The shifting of the jet stream over Europe has also been blamed for the UK’s wash-out summer in 2012 and frozen spring this year.

Vinteratleter har også særlige problemer væk fra almuen prosaiske trængsler ifølge altid angste Guardian

Olympic medallists in snowboarding and skiing have called on Barack Obama on to save winter sports by taking ambitious measures against climate change.

In a letter to the White House, 75 champions, including pro snowboarder Jeremy Jones and Olympians Julia Mancuso and Lindsey Jacobellis said a run of record warm years and sporadic snowfalls jeopardised the survival of their sports and a winter tourism industry worth $12bn a year.

“As professional athletes, representing a community of 23 million winter sports enthusiasts, we’re witnessing climate change first-hand. Last year was the warmest year on record, and once again, we’re currently experiencing another winter season of inconsistent snow and questionable extremes. Without a doubt, winter is in trouble.

Den republikanske borgmester af Lancaster i Californien sidestiller sin politiske overbevisning med idioti - “I may be a Republican. I’m not an idiot” - for så at forfalde til ren idioti

“There isn’t any greater crisis facing the world today. We’re going to see the displacement of millions and millions of people. Whether we can survive the wars that that’s going to cause is an open question.”

Vi tager chancen. Men det gør Al Gore ikke. Han er ikke blot bekymret over sine modstanderes synpunkt, men tillige for sine medløberes intelligens. Så derfor har han ladet konstruere en argumentationsrobot, der kan forsyne medløberne med færdigformulerede argumenter mod oliesmurte og kullede klimabenægterne, som blot skal copypastes og droppes helt ude af sammenhæng med debatten ellers. Gore forklarer her med sært bøssede fingre

Jeg gennemløb den et par gange og fik svar som

- All day and all night, rain or shine, renewable energy is a reliable way to keep the lights on in the 21st century.

- Tar sands mines tear up carbon-rich soil, releasing carbon pollution equivalent to millions of new cars on the road.

- In the U.S., record high temperatures now occur twice as often as record colds.

- Scientists have known about global warming for decades. It’s real. So let’s move on to what we can do about it.

And so on and so on. Anthony Watts fra Watts Up With That hæftede sig ved at global opvarmning åbenbart var en trussel mod Al Gores musik

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